ozzyosborntodie: can Dora find you a sense of humor
menmas-booty: menmas-booty: There is this kid in my school who dresses as sonic everyday and no one knows his name so everyone just calls him sonic. He also runs through the hallways like him too. For those who might doubt me
gelatins: hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
awkwardvagina: one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore
basicallybrits: do one direction buy each other presents on their birthdays like “hey bro I just bought you a small island happy birthday”
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
peenslayer: in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’
thatfunnyblog: KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.
all-is-now: mond0: i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life parenthesis degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, greek symbol with 90 degree counterclockwise parenthesis, degree symbol with 90 degree clockwise parenthesis, parenthesis
penis-hilton: that’s what happens when you sing katy perry’s songs